- Sara: Canada's only the 2nd largest continent right?
- Tegan: Canada's not a continent
- Sara: See, I act dumb so that she looks smart
My therapist thought that was really cathartic for me to sing about being…a cheater. I can only assume that when you sing along and cheer so enthusiastically that maybe you too have some troubles with… infidelity, at least on a spiritual level and that makes me think you’re my people, which means that I can’t trust any of you.
— Sara Quin (via redshane) (via theoceanrightnow)
Oh, Hi William. I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the elves that live in your hair.
— Sue Sylvester (via ladykeeks)
Seize the moment, because tomorrow you could be dead!
— Buffy, Welcome To The Hellmouth [S01E01] (via fuckyeahbuffy)
I don’t actually date a whole lot… lately… when I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds and then I have to go away.
— Willow on dating, Welcome to the Hellmouth [S01E01] (via fuckyeahbuffy)
I wanna be top dog for once, instead of just “dog”.
She’s what? … But some of my best friends are lebanese!
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I Can’t Think Straight
One of the hottest/worst English lesbian movies ever made, but chock full of LOLZ.
